humor Archives - Tampa Review https://tampareview.org/tag/humor/ Celebrating 60 Years of Literary Publishing Thu, 26 Jul 2012 05:00:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.7 232589785 English is essentially… https://tampareview.org/english-is-essentially/ https://tampareview.org/english-is-essentially/#respond Thu, 26 Jul 2012 05:00:44 +0000 http://www.tampareviewonline.org/?p=946 A bit of humor for your week: John Cowan has built a list of 1,000+ “Essentialist Explanations” on various languages. If you’re a language buff it’s worth checking out. Here are a few to get you started. English is essentially a language that uses vowels no other language would accept. -Luís Henrique English is essentially ... [Read more...]

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]]> A bit of humor for your week: John Cowan has built a list of 1,000+ “Essentialist Explanations” on various languages. If you’re a language buff it’s worth checking out. Here are a few to get you started.

English is essentially a language that uses vowels no other language would accept.

-Luís Henrique

English is essentially bad Dutch with outrageously pronounced French and Latin vocabulary.

-Eugene Holman

English is what you get from Normans trying to pick up Saxon girls.

-Bryan Maloney

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